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When I was a kid, I use to think that there was a monster that lived down inside of the commode. Not a malicious monster, necessarily, just an animal or entity that wasn't quite conventional. After all, you don't usually find conventional housing itself in your toilet.

At any rate, I was so paranoid that if sat down to relieve myself, it would reach up and grab my butt.

Children are the most illogical things.



	When I was a kid, I use to think that there was a monster that lived down inside of the commode. Not a malicious monster, necessarily, just an animal or entity that wasn't quite conventional. After all, you don't usually find conventional housing itself in your toilet. At any rate, I was so paranoid that if sat down to relieve myself, it would reach up and grab my butt. Children are the most illogical things.

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