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I love how, at the movie rental stores, the clerks always ask you, "Would you like to pay your late fees now?"

Yes, absolutely, I would. In fact, I might start seizing right here on the floor if you don't let me, exactly this very minute! My life will not be complete unless you allow me the privilege of removing hard-earned, American money from my wallet and turning it over to you -- a lazy, smelly movie rental clerk who does nothing but pick under his fingernails all day.

Maybe they should just revoke the beautiful opportunity from me, as punishment.



	I love how, at the movie rental stores, the clerks always ask you, "Would you like to pay your late fees now?" Yes, absolutely, I would. In fact, I might start seizing right here on the floor if you don't let me, exactly this very minute! My life will not be complete unless you allow me the privilege of removing hard-earned, American money from my wallet and turning it over to you -- a lazy, smelly movie rental clerk who does nothing but pick under his fingernails all day. Maybe they should just revoke the beautiful opportunity from me, as punishment.

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